If the news of Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner’s apparent relationship hasn’t reached you yet, let me accept the dubious honor of confirming it: the two were recently spotted on horseback at Southern California’s Hidden Hills Equestrian Center, which is pretty damning evidence that the two are, in fact, a thing. Rumors about the couple first started flying in February of this year, but now that a horse is involved, I think we can all agree that it’s serious. Without further ado, here is every thought I had when I first saw the images of Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner sharing a horse:
- These two have a combined net worth in the hundred-million range; are you really telling me they can’t afford a second horse?
- Okay, yes, the point of riding a horse together is probably romance, but nobody in this (very blurry) image—including the horse—looks particularly amorous.
- Literally, have you ever seen a sadder-looking horse outside of a Central Park carriage-horse context?
- For that matter, what is going on with Bad Bunny’s body language? Sit up straight, king!
- Is it just me, or is he giving sad Ben Affleck? Get this man to a Dunkin’, stat!
- I’m sure celebrities don’t have this type of concern when it comes to equine pursuits, but I sincerely hope that everyone in this pic is wearing Megababe to prevent horse-induced thigh irritation.
- I consulted one of my erstwhile horse-girl besties for her thoughts on this picture, which I will reprint faithfully: “You don’t wear sneakers on a horse! I don’t care if they’re Adidas!”
- Remember that episode of Scrubs where J.D. plans a romantic horseback ride for his girlfriend and gets testicular torsion?
- I have to admire this horse’s coloring. Brown with white legs and a soft blond tail; very chic indeed.
- Why are horses’ tails so beautiful?
- What’s the logo on Kendall’s baseball cap?
- Do you think the Kardashians grew up riding?
- I forgot that Kendall is probably the most pet-affectionate of her own siblings (she has a giant dog, right?), so this outdoorsy date makes sense.
- Is this relationship real?? Because the “horseback date” of it all is throwing me.
- I mean, really, where are we, the Bachelor Fantasy Suites?
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