Ask Amy: I’m young and hot, and I just got two of my older clients pregnant

Dear Amy: I am a 23-year-old personal trainer. I’m good-looking and muscular and get hit on by older females.

I was seeing a 38-year-old; she is in a long-term relationship, but her man wasn’t satisfying her, and we were hooking up three or four times a week.

We went on a three-day bicycle trip last summer, and I got her pregnant with twins. (She forgot her birth control.)

Her man knows the whole story and is willing to raise the babies and make me their godparent. I am glad he is willing to do that.

I am currently seeing a 34-year-old beautiful, sexy, divorced girl, and we just found out I got her pregnant.

I don’t know if I should offer to marry her, but I am thinking about it.

Your advice?

Tempting Trainer

Dear Trainer: For someone whose professional expertise concerns the human body, you don’t seem to respect the longer-term ramifications of your fertility.

At the ripe old age of 23, and over the course of just a few months, you are now the prospective biological father of (at least) three children.

It’s vital that you grasp the basics of birth control, as well as the legal, financial and emotional repercussions and responsibilities of fathering children.

You are obviously catnip for cougar kittens, and — given how cavalier you are about offering up your muscular DNA for procreating — you don’t seem mature enough to become a father or a husband.

If you or your current or future sexual partners don’t want to raise children, always use a condom. Always. In fact, you might want to double up.

Get tested for STDs, and urge your sexual partners to do the same.

In terms of you offering to marry your girlfriend, I’ll put it this way: If she were writing to me, I would advise her not to become matrimonially entangled with you.

It’s great that she is gorgeous and sexy, but you don’t mention loving — or even liking — her.