Batman: Fortress #6 Preview: Aqualad’s Secret Powers Revealed

Ahead of an excursion under the sea, Aqualad explains what he can do if it’s “wet” in this preview of Batman: Fortress #6.

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BATMAN: FORTRESS #6
DC Comics
0822DC121
0822DC122 – Batman: Fortress #6 Jorge Molina Cover – $4.99
(W) Gary Whitta (A/CA) Darick Robertson
Having finally located the Fortress of Solitude, Batman and his hastily assembled allies quickly discover that it is as deadly as it is awe-inspiring. With an alien force holding the world hostage while the heroes hunt for Superman, can the Dark Knight find a weapon to repel the invaders? Or will his ragtag team succumb to dysfunction and betrayal before they can save the world?
In Shops: 10/25/2022
SRP: $3.99

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