D**k pics and epic stare-downs in explosive MAFS finale

Well, we made it.

Married At First Sight has finally come to an end but not before we heard all about how Cam got is d**k out at a nightclub and bear witness to one of reality TV’s most epic stare-downs.

Each participant might have come in with the “same dream” to find love (fools!) but it was lovers of trash TV who were the real winners here.

As the couples watch a wholesome wedding montage — there are lots of laughs from our couples, who are all blissfully unaware of the sh..storm that’s about to unfold. Shame.

Tahnee and Ollie are first on the couch for a grilling by the relationship ‘experts’ – it’s short and sweet for this success story, but they’re “incredibly happy”.

‘Expert’ Mel does a happy dance as Ollie reveals he’s moving to Sydney.

Next up, Sandy and Dan – and didn’t they bring the drama? Sandy starts talking and Dan rudely interrupts – yikes. Didn’t anyone teach you manners, Dan?

Hugo “I don’t want to throw any of the boys under the bus” Armstrong does exactly that by revealing a plethora of disrespectful comments Dan has made about Sandy.

Dan’s in serious hot water here.

What we then see is one of, if not the most intimidating stare-downs of all time. Is this bloke a paid actor? Because honestly, if looks could kill.

“Stop looking at Hugo,” says Sandy. “I know what you’re trying to do.”

Surprise, surprise Dan “doesn’t recall” saying any of those things about his then-wife, but John calls him out on his BS.

“You’re a grown-ass 48-year-old man,” Claire chimes in, telling Dan that it’s time to grow up.

John’s been counting the number of times Dan has said “no” during this couch session and spoiler alert – it’s a bloody lot.

Sandy is philosophical: “If you’ve learned something from an experience, I think that’s important.”

“You took the risk,” John responds. “We absolutely love that about you.”

Expert Mel looks excited as we prepare for success story number two: Melinda and Layton.

“Well, if it’s not the power couple,” she says.

“You went from not really liking him, to liking him, to like liking him to loving him,” she sums it up, like, pretty eloquently.

John calls the couple inspiring and Alessandra asks about their future.

Whatever happens, Melinda just wants Layton there – oh, and five children.

Lyndall and Cam are up next and Lyndall nervously laughs – we do, too.

“We had such high hopes,” John kicks things off.

Poor Lyndall is deep breathing. Man, we just want to jump through the screen and hug her.

“It’s painful,” Lyndall describes of her tumultuous time trying to make it work with Cam.

John asks how Cam feels, being back on the couch with his ex-wife.

“We’re doing this again, are we?” Cam asks. He’s joking, surely?