Father’s Day reality check: Dads can give really odd advice

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Today is all about gauzy tributes to the deep, soulful wisdom of our beloved fathers, about proclaiming our eternal gratitude for Dad’s profound guidance on how to live and grow and thrive.

Except most of us didn’t have THAT father.

“Eighty percent of people don’t care about your problems, and the other 20% are glad you have them,” the decidedly unsentimental father of art dealer and erstwhile Laguna Beach city councilman Peter Blake once observed, setting him up for years of internal reckoning.

Peter Blake is a Laguna Beach councilman who has prompted change and discussion in the city this year by challenging the status quo that has helped govern Laguna for the last 50 years. (File Photo by Mark Rightmire,Orange County Register/SCNG)
Peter Blake  (File Photo by Mark Rightmire, Orange County Register/SCNG) 

“You can’t run with the big dogs if you piss like a puppy” was the tough-guy motto of the Sartor family of — where else? — New Jersey. Their father’s alleged wisdom has provided material that  Lisanne Sartor and Colette Sartor of Los Angeles — identical twins, writers and filmmakers — mine to this very day.

Colette Sartor and Lisanne Sartor (Courtesy Sartors)
Colette Sartor and Lisanne Sartor (Courtesy Sartors) 

Diana Hong’s dad had a rather dark sense of humor. When she was a kid, too scared to go on a roller coaster or somesuch, he’d say, “What’s the worst that can happen? You die? That’s already going to happen, so if the worst is already going to happen, what do you have to be afraid of?” He also told her to take French instead of Spanish in high school, “which is probably the worst piece of advice, considering we’ve always lived in California.”

Diana Hong (Courtesy Diana Hong)
Diana Hong (Courtesy Diana Hong) 

Amid all the greeting card schmaltz you’ll hear today, we’re aiming to be your Father’s Day reality check. While our dads may have loved and sacrificed and provided for us — and for that we are indeed grateful — they’ve also given us outrageous, funny and just plain dumb advice. They’ve yelled at the waiter, pounded on the hood of the boyfriend’s car, drank too much at the family reunion and told Uncle Billy precisely why everyone hates him.

This is the paternal reality we embrace today.

Father knows best?

Pat Boone has sold more than 45 million records, logged dozens of Top 40 hits, and, at age 89, is running around the country promoting his new single “Grits,” a love song to the southern staple. The song literally came to him in a dream. It’ll be out on a new double album called “Country Jubilee” in September. But his dad — who was an architect and building contractor — was not exactly encouraging Boone’s musical career.

Singer Pat Boone, 75, poses at his office filled with his memorabilia in West Hollywood on Friday, December 18, 2009. After being one of the most famous pop singers in the 50's and early 60's Boone continues to stay busy with his career. Boone is about to announce a deal with Billboard to program Billboard hits from the past, he also recently written a new book, "Questions About God." He comes to the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano on Saturday, Feb. 15, for what he says will be his final West Coast concert. (PHOTO BY ANA P. GUTIERREZ, FOR THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER)
Singer Pat Boone, in 2009. (PHOTO BY ANA P. GUTIERREZ, FOR THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER) 

“He didn’t say ‘Don’t to it,’ ” Boone said. “He said, ‘Look, the life of an entertainer is an iffy thing. So many people go into that profession and get lost. They get popular and successful and their lives go sideways. I don’t think that’s smart of you, to be a professional singer.’ “

Perhaps Dad changed his mind when Elvis Presley was Boone’s opening act?

Brian Levin had a lot to live up to. His dad grew up during the Depression and was a teenage medic in the U.S. Army. Dad was still a kid when he was captured by the Nazis in 1944.

“His counsel was to never waste food, and make sure you get a practical medical education because his stated ‘ability’ to perform surgeries saved his life while in prison camp, where he was slated for execution for anti-German espionage,” said Levin, a criminal justice professor and director of CSU San Bernardino’s Center for the Study of Hate & Extremism.

“He pleaded for me to be a doctor, learn French and play the piano, three things I never achieved.”

Cal State San Bernardino Professor Brian Levin, director of the Center for the Study of Hate and Extremism who's shown here on May 25, 2017, said people without authority in the world can use the trappings of religion or another subculture to make themselves a leader in a world they create.(File photo by Sarah Reingewirtz, Pasadena Star-News/SCNG)
Cal State San Bernardino Professor Brian Levin(File photo by Sarah Reingewirtz, Pasadena Star-News/SCNG) (File photo by Sarah Reingewirtz, Pasadena Star-News/SCNG)

The advice from Christian Senrud‘s dad has always been eminently practical — save 10% of every pay check, get your oil changed regularly, etc. “He also taught me how to drive a stick shift, then accidentally ran over a groundhog on the way home from the empty parking lot where he taught me. So it was a hard lesson of ‘keep your eyes on the road,’” said Senrud, a stand-up comedian from Long Beach.

Jeffrey Ball, president and CEO of the Orange County Business Council, was forced to develop a good sense of humor. “While in college I interviewed at a local radio station for a part-time job as a newscaster. When I got the call telling me that I got the job, the first thing I did was call my father to let him know. His response: ‘From the moment you were born, I just knew that you would have the perfect face for radio.’ “

He has learned to pay it forward. Ball’s son had an open fracture on his finger. The anxiety was high as they met with the surgeon. Ball asked if, when this is all over, his son would be able to play the violin. “Of course,” the surgeon said. To which Ball responded, “That’s great! Because he doesn’t play the violin now.”

Ba-dum-bum.

Many challenges are ahead for CEO Jeffrey Ball and the Orange County Business Council. (Courtesy of OCBC)
Jeffrey Ball, Orange County Business Council president and chief executive officer. (Courtesy OCBC) 

No, Dad! No!

Nancy Clark had two dads to deal with: Her bio dad, and her stepdad.

Her bio dad didn’t like her college boyfriend. That young man drove an old car with doors that wouldn’t always open, requiring the youngsters to climb through the windows for ingress and egress. Her dad predicted her boyfriend would be a bum, but he turned out to be very successful in real estate and helped her start her business — Nancy Clark and Associates, which provides treatment for substance use disorder and has been a Costa Mesa staple for 33 years.

It was Clark’s stepfather, her mom’s third husband, who is “without a doubt the person who directed my life.”

They met when Clark was 7, and he had no children of his own. “But I always knew he loved me and wanted the best for me and of me. A strict taskmaster, his mantra was to ‘Work hard to play hard.’ So on Father’s Day, though I celebrate my father, I am most grateful for the ‘dad’ who inspired me in a life-changing way.”

Nancy Clark speaks at a public hearing on rehabilitation exploitation and health care trafficking. Clark opened her substance abuse treatment facility in Costa Mesa in 1990. (Photo by Bill Alkofer, Contributing Photographer)
Nancy Clark at a public hearing on health care trafficking. (Photo by Bill Alkofer, Contributing Photographer) 

U.S. Rep. Katie Porter said it took her some time to puzzle out her dad’s advice.

“When I would get frustrated, as a kid, my dad would tell me to ‘lower my expectations.’ I used to think it was terrible; shouldn’t every parent want their kid to have high hopes and push for the best things in life?” she said.

“But there have definitely been moments in Congress when I ask myself how to keep enduring the naked partisanship … and I tell myself: Lower your expectations! I now understand that he meant that not to cap my potential, but to help me stay engaged even in difficult situations.”

Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) speaks during a House Committee on Oversight and Reform hearing on gun violence on Capitol Hill on June 8, 2022 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Andrew Harnik-Pool/Getty Images)
Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) (Photo by Andrew Harnik-Pool/Getty Images) 

Stuart Gibbs, author of the bestselling Spy School series, said this: “My father honestly gave me this piece of advice when I was a kid, and I passed it down to my son as well:  Never pee into the wind.”

A father’s heart

There are, apparently, some very lucky people.

Try as we might, we couldn’t get a “bad dad advice” story out of many of the folks we pressed for same. Marshall Kaplan is one of them.

The son of a typographer for the Lynn Telegraph News, Kaplan drafted urban policy for Jimmy Carter’s White House and built the University of Colorado Denver’s graduate school of public policy into a respected institution. Locally, Kaplan ran Paul Mirage’s charitable foundations and has poured his heart into the El Sol Foundation, supporting the dual-immersion science and arts academy in Santa Ana.

His dad came to the U.S. from England and had to quit school in the 8th grade to help keep his family alive during the Depression. He was an air raid warden during the war. When Kaplan, a second-grader, wrote plays, his dad had them printed up in zinc-based type. “Hot off the press,” his dad would say. “You are going to be good writer.”

One winter night, his dad filled a hollowed out part their yard with water, let it freeze, and presented his kids with their own ice rink. After Kaplan achieved the pinnacle of parental ambition — admission to Harvard Law School — he quit a few days later to enroll in MIT’s public planning program. His dad was still supportive. “I am proud you had a good choice between two good schools,” his dad said. “We have many lawyers…and you will be a good city planner.” His books on urban planning were proudly displayed over the fireplace, and Kaplan’s dad encouraged him to make what we now think of as “good trouble.”

Robin Preiss Glasser (Photo by Leonard Ortiz, Orange County Register/SCNG) 

Lucky. Same for “Illustrator to the Stars” Robin Preiss Glasser.

Much of her dad’s family was killed by the Nazis, and he fled Germany for the Philippines. He said that every day he wakes up alive is a gift. When young Preiss Glasser wanted to become a professional ballet dancer, he was behind her 100%. When injury made her hang up her slippers and she returned to school to become an illustrator, he cheered her on. Through the “Fancy Nancy” series and all the rest of her fabulous success, her dad was her champion.

“The only thing he ever said was that, when they went to the Philippines from Germany, he couldn’t swim and was afraid of the water,” Preiss Glasser said. “So his dad said he needed to learn, because the Philippines was an island, and in case it sank, he had to know how to at least tread water. A good metaphor for life, basically, no?”

Ken Potrock, president of the Disneyland Resort, talks about Disney expansion plans during an OC Forum luncheon at the Grand California in Anaheim, CA, on Wednesday, May 17, 2023. (Photo by Jeff Gritchen, Orange County Register/SCNG)
Ken Potrock (Photo by Jeff Gritchen, Orange County Register/SCNG) 

Yes. Ken Potrock, president of the Disneyland Resort, learned the subtleties of hospitality from his dad — developing an aversion to pickles in the process.

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