HARD TRUTHS: Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds

The study had one caveat: The results come from self-reported data.

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Apparently, not everything is bigger in America.

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At least not when it comes to men’s penis sizes.

Online pharmacy From Mars used Google data from 86 countries to conduct a study on penis size around the planet. And you will find some hard truths in the data.

“Whether people are concerned about the size or the shape, or any other aspect for that matter, most of us have wondered at some point or another whether ours is big enough,” the study reviewer, pharmacist Navin Khosla, said.

“Penis size can have a massive impact on confidence and self-image.”

The good news is that members from the Great White North should be standing erect with pride: The average size of a Canadian penis came in 12th in the world whereas Yankee Doodle ding-a-lings came in at 59th place.

Here are the rest of the findings:

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— Men in Ecuador are the planet’s most well-endowed with an average size of 6.93 inches when erect.

— Coming second is Cameroon with an average size of 6.56 inches, followed by Bolivia at 6.5 inches. Also in the big five are Sudan and Haiti.

— Cambodia pulls up the rear at 3.95 inches with Taiwan and the Philippines rounding out the bottom three.

Canada was tied in 12th with Angola at 6.19 inches. The United States’ 59th ranking was due to 5.35 inches, while the Brits landed in 66th place with a 5.17-inch tally.

The study had one caveat: The results come from self-reported data, leaving open the possibility that participants may have taken some liberties with their assessments.

But does size really matter?

“Ultimately, the answer is maybe, maybe not,” Khosla said. “The truth is, that the owner of the penis is far more likely to be worried about the size of their penis than their sexual partners are.”

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