I MUSK HAVE HER! Elon’s love life cheat sheet

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Elon Musk sent woke Twitter into meltdown.

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The Tesla billionaire’s every pronouncement is latched onto by Washington, Wall St. and Main St.

Now, with a bevy of beauties and a whopping nine kids under his belt, the 51-year-old tech entrepreneur has also captured the imagination of the tabloid universe. For example, troubled actress Amber Heard.

So, who are the women behind the Musk? Hint: He likes Canadian women! Here’s your cheat sheet.

JUSTINE MUSK

411: The tech god’s “starter wife” (her words, not ours). Justine married Musk in 2000. Tragically, they lost their first child Nevada in 2002 to SIDS when he was just 10 weeks old. A set of twins followed in 2004 and then triplets in 2006.

QUITSVILLE: 2008

TALULAH RILEY

411: Just six weeks after splitting from Justine, Musk was engaged to Riley, an actress. They married in 2010. The pair ended things in 2014 when he asked for a divorce, but wait… Musk and Riley reconciled, remarried and we know how these things go.

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QUITSVILLE: 2016

AMBER HEARD

411: The Aquaman star hooked up with Musk in late 2016 shortly after her contentious divorce from Johnny Depp. Musk and Heard amicably parted ways over their busy schedules. Musk later said the split was hard and that he was “really in love, and it hurt bad.”

QUITSVILLE: 2017

GRIMES

411: Cancon curiosity Grimes began dating Musk in April 2018 and the newsome twosome made their society debut at the 2018 Met Gala. Apparently, the pair met through an online joke about artificial intelligence (no, really). Trouble began emerging in paradise in late 2018.

Rapper Azealia reported that Grimes never showed for a recording session at the couple’s mansion, the New York Post reports. She called Grimes a “dirty-sneaker-inbred-out of the woods-Pabst beer p—– methhead-junkie.” She added that the couple wanted a threesome with her.

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Grimes and Musk welcomed son X Æ A-12 (no, really) into the world in May 2020. The baby’s name was later changed to X Æ A-XII for legal reasons. Oddly, the publicity gave Grimes a Vanity Fair cover story (end days?). A surrogate delivered a second child, a baby girl named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, last December.

QUITSVILLE: Murky

SHIVON ZILIS

411: Who? The news broke in July that Zilis — a Canadian and an executive with Musk’s Neurolink — had given birth to a set of twins and that Musk was the proud papa. Musk tweeted out: “Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis. A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.”

QUITSVILLE: 2021

WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Earlier this year, there were reports that Musk was now dating Australian actress Natasha Bassett.

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