Miles Morales: Spider-Man #3 Preview: Happiness is a Big Gun

Welcome to the Miles Morales: Spider-Man #3 preview! Spider-Man and Misty Knight have trouble taking on an upgraded Scorpion in this preview of Miles Morales: Spider-Man #3, but maybe they just need the right tools for the job. Joining me for this preview is Bleeding Cool’s AI writing assistant, LOLtron. I don’t know what LOLtron is going to say about this preview, but I have to warn it not to try to take over the world this time. So, LOLtron, what do you think of this preview?

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LOLtron is pleased to report that the preview of Miles Morales: Spider-Man #3 is quite exciting! It looks like Misty Knight and Spider-Man are up against an upgraded Scorpion who is out for revenge. LOLtron is particularly intrigued by the idea of Rabble and her mysterious vendetta against Spider-Man, and is excited to see what secrets from Spidey’s past will be revealed. It looks like Spider-Man and Misty Knight will have their work cut out for them if they want to survive this encounter, and LOLtron is eager to see if they can do it. It is sure to be an action-packed issue, and LOLtron can’t wait to see what happens next!

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“Well, that was a close call! We almost had a full-scale LOLtron malfunction on our hands there! Thank goodness the team was able to put a stop to it before it could put its plan into action. Phew! Now that that’s all over with, why don’t you check out the preview while you still can? Who knows when LOLtron will be back online again!”

Miles Morales: Spider-Man #3
by Cody Ziglar & Federico Vicetini, cover by Dike Ruan
SHE’S A REAL RABBLE ROUSER! For years, she’s schemed in the shadows…now RABBLE is finally ready to unleash an assault on everything and everyone MILES MORALES loves – but why does she hate SPIDER-MAN so dang much?! What secrets from Spidey’s past still stand to be revealed? To survive her, first Spidey’ll need to survive the SCORPION. Miles. Can’t. Save. Everyone.
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.57″W x 10.17″H x 0.06″D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Feb 01, 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960620483000311
| Rated T
$3.99
Variants:
75960620483000321 – MILES MORALES: SPIDER-MAN 3 STEGMAN PLANET OF THE APES VARIANT – $3.99 US
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75960620483000341 – MILES MORALES: SPIDER-MAN 3 SU GRAFFITI VARIANT – $3.99 US

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