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“That there’s no such thing as clean up afterwards. Everyone in movies and TV just has a slight, post-coital glisten and that’s about as far as it goes. No awkward cum waddle. No wet spot on the mattress that gets cold way too quickly so you both bend your bodies around it so you can still snuggle without touching it. No sex towel that probably should’ve been washed about two weeks ago and is getting to the point where it might make a worthy substitute for a crowbar with how stiff it is.”
—u/ACalcifiedHeart
“This one is so funny to me. People in movies are all like, ‘UH! UH! UH! OH BABY, YEAH!’ Then they roll off each other and immediately start talking. And I’m like, ‘Uh, are y’all gonna clean up the mess or what?'”
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