Porn star Brandi Love offers Tom Brady comfort after Gisele split

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Heartbroken Bucs star Tom Brady won’t be alone for long following his split from supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Not if porn star Brandi Love has anything to say about it.

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Brady and Bundchen’s marriage imploded this past summer after the GOAT unretired from the NFL just 11 days after calling it quits. In the meantime, he broke a sacred promise to Bundchen, the mother of two of his three children.

Now, both reportedly have employed divorce lawyers in what promises to be a mega-millions court battle.

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“There won’t be any returning, in my opinion,” a source told the New York Post. “They both have attorneys and are analyzing the terms of a split, including who would receive what and how much money will change hands.”

But porn legend Love posted on Twitter she’ll be there to salve Brady’s wounds. And she accompanied the post with an altered X-rated snapshot of Brady and herself.

She tweeted: “Dear Mr. McDreamy (Tom Brady), I’m genuinely sorry to hear about the divorce. It’s probably the toughest thing for anyone in any financial situation to go through. If you need a lap to cry on or if you need any help relaxing, I can help. I have thought about how for a long time.”

Meanwhile, according to one outrageous conspiracy theory making the rounds on TikTok, Bundchen is, in fact, a “witch” who gives the 45-year-old quarterback “potions” that help his game.

It was the witchcraft, the posts suggest, that propelled Brady to stratospheric heights as a seven-time Super Bowl winner.

Now, the nutty theory goes, Brady will be a mere mortal on the grid.

One suggested: “Gisele has given Tom potions that have allowed him to freeze time and stop the aging process, as well as defensive wards to shield his body and spells to improve his physical prowess.”

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