Tommy Lee’s wife Brittany Furlan jokes her ‘vagina was normal’ before she got married

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Brittany Furlan is adding some NSFW details about her sex life with husband Tommy Lee to her stand-up comedy routine.

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Furlan, 36, shared a clip from a recent set to her Instagram in which she joked about having to perform “sit-down comedy” after getting married to the Motley Crue rocker.

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“I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me,” she said. “Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy, and I married Tommy Lee. You guys know about Tommy Lee? … Now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ.”

Furlan, who wed the 60-year-old drummer in 2019 after they met on the dating app Raya, then got into more graphic detail about their life in the bedroom.

“My God, does anyone have a f—ing icepack, or heating pad?” she joked. “You ever chew up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with right now … My vagina was normal, okay? It was normal and nice and cute. It was a half-smile vagina … That’s what mine looked like ’til I met him.”

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Furlan captioned her post: “It’s good to be back baby.”

The couple have been open about their sex life, with the pair reportedly joining the mile-high club in 2017 during a flight from the Bahamas to Florida.

Lee has also posted several nude pics to social media, including one last summer after he went on a “motherf–king bender.”

Last fall, the rocker joined OnlyFans, inviting fans to “Cum watch me be free.”

But despite his raunchy behaviour, which has also included an X-rated video with his former wife Pamela Anderson, Furlan has called Lee her “first true love.”

“I met someone who I can trust because I didn’t trust anybody that I’ve dated before,” she said in the Netflix doc American Meme (via PEOPLE). “I’d say Tommy is my first true love and I’m finally safe and happy.”

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She also shared on the podcast How to Talk to Girls that Lee is “a good partner.”

“He’s great and so loving and so supportive and … such a good partner, honestly,” she said. “Once you kind of find someone you feel safe with, that kind of changes everything.”

Her stand-up set follows a TikTok clip Furlan released earlier this year in which she was accused of mocking Anderson following the release of her memoir and Netflix doc.

“We’re all good. We want happiness, we want everyone to be friends, we’re all cool” Furlan told TMZ this week.

In her TikTok, which she posted and deleted, Furlan tried to joke that Anderson wouldn’t care if she died.

Furlan told Page Six, “humour, even dark humour” has always been her way of coping with “uncomfy” situations.

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