WWE Survivor Series War Games: Full Card, How to Watch, Live Results

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to provide you with a preview of WWE Survivor Series, along with live results from the Premium Live Event when it airs tonight. Chad McMahon was begging to be allowed to recap Survivor Series, comrades, but Survivor Series is branded Survivor Series: War Games this year, and who better to recap that then me? After all, I am involved in War Games of a sort with the American CIA on a regular basis.

Just a few weeks ago, the CIA tried to interfere in my country’s presidential election in hopes of ousting me from power. But what they didn’t understand, comrades, is that I had already interfered in them. The elections were always a sham, but it was my sham, and the CIA should have respected that. They tried to rig the elections in favor of the pro-American capitalist candidate, but I already rigged it in favor of myself. And who is better at rigging elections than me? Still, I only won with 96% of the people, which shows my numbers are slipping a little bit. Boy, would I love to get the American CIA in a double steel cage. But I digress, comrades. The point is that I am on duty to cover Survivor Series tonight, and both Chad McMahon and the American CIA are total losers! Haw haw haw haw!

WWE Survivor Series: War Games Full Card

Survivor Series: War Games will consist of just five matches, comrades, though two of them are War Games matches and will probably take close to an hour each. In the men’s War Games match, The Bloodline — Roman Reigns, The Usos, Sami Zayn, and Solo Sikoa — will take on the team of The Brawling Brutes — Sheamus, Butch, and Ridge Holland — along with Drew McIntyre, and Kevin Owens. In the women’s War Games match, Damage CTRL — Bayley, Iyo Sky, and Dakota Kai — will be joined by Rhea Ripley and Nikki Cross to face the team of Bianca Belair, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Mia Yim, and Becky Lynch. But there are three more matches also taking place at Survivor Series. Ronda Rousey will defend the Smackdown Women’s Championship against Shotzi. Seth Rollins will defend the United States Championship in a triple-threat match with Bobby Lashley and Austin Theory. And AJ Styles will take on Finn Balor with The OC and Judgment Day watching from ringside.

How to Watch Survivor Series

WWE Survivor Series: War Games takes place tonight, Saturday, November 26th starting at 8E/5P, comrades. You can stream it on Peacock in the United States or on the WWE Network internationally. In my country, I make sure that Survivor Series airs on every channel, and citizens may be stopped in the street at any time by my secret police and asked questions about it. If they don’t know the answer, it’s straight into the dungeons! So if you’re planning on any world travel, comrades, make sure you at least check back later to see the results, even if you don’t watch the show. We wouldn’t want there to be any… misunderstandings. Haw haw haw!

Live Results from Survivor Series: War Games

A lot of people ask me, “why do you love pro wrestling so much, your Excellency?” Yes, it’s true. Pro wrestling is the ultimate form of capitalism, comrades, because it is a sport in which the workers (the wrestlers) are owned by the state (the promotion) due to ironclad exclusive contracts, and the workers are only given a portion of the profits they generate. The workers are also not allowed to unionize, and they are constantly at risk of injury. In other words, pro wrestling is the perfect capitalist sport, and there is no company on the face of the planet that exemplifies capitalism more than WWE.

And that’s why I love it, comrades. It is the same reason that people watch horror movies, even though they are scary. The capitalist principles of pro wrestling are terrifying, but it keeps me on my toes. Plus, if I’m being honest, comrades, I kind of just love the soap-opera storylines, and all of the fit wrestlers grappling in their underwear is a nice touch. It’s like when citizens accused of a crime in my country are forced to defend themselves in trial by combat in the gladiatorial arena, except with more muscles and better lighting.

So yes, I am a complicated man, but would you expect anything less from your El Presidente? Below, you will find a section for each of the five matches taking place at Survivor Series tonight. Throughout the night, I will update each section with the results o the match, and I will link to an additional post featuring highlights taken from social media so that I can appears the capitalist clickmongers who run this website. One day, they will be deposed and will die like dogs, and I will reign supreme as the one true leader of Bleeding Cool, but until then, I will play their games, comrades.

United States Championship Match: Seth Rollins (c) vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Austin Theory

[Results to Come]

AJ Styles vs. Finn Balor

[Results to Come]

WWE Smackdown Women’s Championship: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Shotzi

[Results to Come]

Survivor Series War Games: Bianca Belair, Becky Lynch, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, and Mia Yim vs. Damage CTRL, Rhea Ripley, and Nikki Cross

[Results to Come]

Survivor Series War Games: The Bloodline vs. The Brawling Brutes, Drew McIntyre, and Kevin Owens

[Results to Come]