Jayde Adams: ‘I fill my bath with Epsom salts and turn myself into a mermaid’

​​Wake-up time? My optimum time is 8am. I recently bought this little machine, like an 80s Teasmade, for coffee, so I get woken by the smell of fresh coffee. I have to be gently stroked awake. I can’t bear alarms. To me, that’s the sound of something bad happening.

What’s for breakfast? A cinnamon bun or something potato-based, like a hash with chorizo and runny-yolked egg on top. I’ll make it myself. I’m a very good cook. My scrambled eggs are incredible. Angela Hartnett taught my mate Jess how to make them – low and slow, gorgeously silky and buttery – and Jess taught me.

Sunday uniform? Creams and whites. I like to float around like a cloud on a Sunday. If I spill egg yolk on myself, I’ll put soda water on it straight away and make it penetrate. I’m an expert at stain removal.

A Sunday stroll? I might borrow my friend’s dog, Peanut, and go for a big walk, but there has to be a roast dinner dangling at the end as motivation.

What’s for lunch? I’m a pork belly kind of gal and I will fight a person for crackling. I’ll serve it with cauliflower cheese, crunchy broccoli (not tenderstem) and Paxo stuffing. Accept no substitute. For pudding, a chocolate torte or crème fraîche with berries and compote.

Something to drink? As soon as it’s socially acceptable, I’ll go there. I used to work as a cocktail waitress and in a gin distillery in Bermondsey, so I have an extensive bar. I’ll start with a negroni spritzer.

Sunday afternoon? I might gather friends and family at the Old Duke in Bristol. It’s a jazz and blues pub with great ale, so we’ll sit outside with the sound of the live band drifting over. If I’m at home, I’ll watch a movie – something feelgood and probably camp, like Father of the Bride or Sister Act. Or I’ll binge a few episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Sunday evening? If I can fit in another meal, I will. Maybe a basket of really good chicken wings. There’s an area of Bristol called Wapping Wharf and it’s got the best food ever. Then I might go to alternative karaoke at the Crown pub. I love to sit down the front and people watch. If I sing myself, it’ll be a Bonnie Tyler power ballad, Mein Herr from Cabaret or Nessun Dorma, which always brings the house down.

A Sunday bath? Absolutely. Bathing is important to me. I’ll fill my bath with Epsom salts, turn myself into a mermaid and stay in for as long as possible.

Jayde Adams’s new comedy series, Ruby Speaking, is now on ITVX