Do you like Pina Coladas? Or, is a simple vodka, lime and soda more your jam? Perhaps, you’re the friend who likes to convince everyone to do Fireball shots?
Apparently, the alcoholic beverage you choose says a lot about you … but it’s also a signal of how much money you’re willing (or about) to spend on a naughty night out at a strip club.
Well, that’s according to one Perth “spicy dancer”, who says she can tell “how much money you’re going to spend at the strip club based on your drink”.
The woman, who goes by the stage name Miki Allbrite and works as a ‘doll’ at Northbridge’s Voodoo Lounge — Perth’s Premier Strip Club and Cabaret Lounge —in the ‘A-Team’, has revealed what a person’s drink of choice signals to dancers in the club.
In two short cheeky TikTok videos posted to her page @mikifromtheclub, the 30-year-old entertainer shares with her more than 80,000 followers what she has learnt over the years about a patron’s choice of booze.
The Tasmanian-born, Perth-based dancer has told her followers she originally decided to give stripping a go to get revenge on an ex-boyfriend, but after realising how much money she could make, decided it was too good to stop.
Last year, she shared she made a whopping $98,000 from stripping only 93 nights of the year — That averages out to working about two days a week.
She’s also pretty talented when it comes to making Excel spreadsheets, which is how she tracked all her earnings and has been coined the “Spreadsheet Queen” by fans.
In another TikTok video, Miki brags that she has almost paid off her house, cleared her university debt from her first bachelor’s degree and is working towards another, and also has a decent deposit saved for a second house.
Miki has also launched a music career, creating upbeat dance songs “about spicy dancers” with a hilarious take on her strip club experiences. You can find her fun beats on Spotify.
How much money you’re going to spend at a strip club based on your drink:
JACK DANIEL’S
“If you order a Jack Daniel’s and Coke, you’re probably just there for the boys and you’re not going to spend any money unless your friends start pressuring you like, ‘oh take her, take her, take her’ in which case you’ll probably spend $50 and be a douche about it.”
RUM AND DRY
“If you order a rum and dry, you’re probably out having a chill night, having a good time, looking to have some fun. You might spend $200 to $300 on dances and go on your merry way home.”
GIN AND TONIC
“If you’re drinking a gin and tonic you probably have a lot of money but you’re really stingy about it. You probably won’t go for any dances and all and if you do I’ll have to harass you for hours about it and even then it’s going to be like $150.”
VODKA LIME SODA
“If you’re drinking a vodka lime soda, on the other hand, you probably have a lot of money and don’t actually mind spending it. You’ll probably spend $500, anywhere up to $1000 and you’ll probably have a really good time.”
TEQUILA
“If you’re drinking tequila shots, you’re probably going to spend a lot of money because you’re not going to realise what the f**k you’re doing. You might even book a few hours in VIP and then leave after a couple of minutes because you feel too sick and need to go home. But before you leave, buy me a tequila shot too, I love those things.”
VODKA CRANBERRY
“If you’re drinking vodka cranberry, you probably only got one because that’s what I ordered and it was just easier to say to the bar staff ‘I’ll have one too’ which is good for me because it makes you think that we’re like in tune or whatever and you’ll probably blow a couple of grand on VIPs.”
EMU EXPORT
“If you’re drinking Emu Export, you work on the mines. You have a lot of money but you’re not going to spend any of it. You probably smell really bad, too. You’re going to spend all night bitching about how the brothel is so much cheaper until I tell you ‘Just go to the brothel then’ and then you leave to go to the brothel.”
VB
“If you’re drinking VB – get the hell out of here. You don’t have enough money to be here. I know you’re on Centrelink.
I don’t know where you got the $20 it cost you to get in the door but that probably should have gone to your baby mama for child support.”
WINE
“If you’re drinking wine in a strip club — what the hell are you doing, you f***ing weirdo?
“Everybody knows that strip club wine is the worst wine you will ever come across. You probably think you’re so fancy and classy and sophisticated. You’re not. You are a f***ing weirdo. The only reason you came in was because ‘you’ve heard about this place and you just wanted to come in and see what it was all about’.
“You’re not going to spend any money but you are going to waste everybody’s time by trying to talk to them for free for hours and we’re going to realise what you’re doing and ignore you.”
FIREBALL
“If you’re drinking Fireball shots – we’re going to have a good time. I feel like Fireball is kind of like Tequila’s little brother, he’s wild, fun and spicy but you’re not going to black out and do stuff you regret stuff the next day. You’ll probably end up spending about a grand on dancers and have a great time. And, so will I.”
COCKTAILS
“If you’re drinking a cocktail. You are a girl! If you’re here with your boyfriend you’re probably going to spend the whole night bitching about how disgusting the dancers are and being jealous and grumpy.
“But if you’re here with your girlfriends — you won’t spend any money on dances but you will sit around the stage going ‘woo’ at the girls dancing on the poll and throwing lots and lots of tips.
“Be like those girls.”
Viewers seemed to agree with her, with TikTok user Babymeeks, commenting, “this is actually really accurate”.
“Lol, vodka soda and always spend 3k plus,” wrote @GoGetm.
“If a vodka lime soda is anything like a Moscow mule, then you described me perfectly,” added @ZeejaySim.
“Holy f*****g s**t – I’m the gin and tonic to the tee!” wrote @rps1982.
Others in the industry also agreed, “The vodka lime and soda men; always making my night,” said fellow dancer Botanicababydoll.
“The wine one is so true,” added @Kaya.
Although, one Jack Daniel’s drinker disagreed, with @pablodapoolboy declaring, “I’m a J.D man spent $1100 last Friday night lmao”.
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